Christmas Trash

by Dye Mad Yarns


In my family, there's a specific way we prefer to decorate for the holidays and that way is the way we lovingly call "Christmas Trash" - eye-searing bright ass lights and colors, cheerful secular depictions of Santa, deer, nutcrackers, candy canes, presents, and whatever else we can cram. Despite being a home of largely non-religious individuals, I am absolutely all about Christmas music, tree-decorating, and cozy comfort come November 1st.

Christmas Trash, the yarn, is here for your friend that is an ugly sweater embodied (in the best way). It's starts on a white base with neon pink, lime green, forest green, and true red speckles. It is chaotic Christmas at its best. HO HO HO. 

Inspiration photo: Crown Point Parkway Festival of Lights

NOTE: This color will likely bleed on first wash - we recommend adding a color catcher and using cool water to lessen bleeding as the finished product may be a light pink like when you've got too many Christmas lights. 

Hattie Floof: 50g, 459 yards, 72% mohair/28% silk (lace weight)
Chester Sock: 100g, 437 yards, blend of 75% superwash merino/25% nylon
Gladys Shawl: 100g, 438 yards, single ply blend of 70% superwash merino/30% silk
Tortie Sport: 100g, 287 yards, 80% alpaca/20% silk
Minnie DK: 100g, 246 yards, 100% superwash merino wool 
Genny Worsted: 100g, 191 yards, 80% superwash merino/20% alpaca
Chubby Trevor: 115g, 136 yards, 100% superwash merino
Chunky Trevor: 100g, 76 yards, 80% superwash merino/20% nylon, single ply